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The Best Place To Work!

Posted by dutchman on February 17, 2007

According to Fortune Magazine, this is the Best place to work!

I don’t know what’s the big fuss about that, this is exactly like our companies here in Kuwait…
Same atmosphere, same mood, Heck Same EVERYTHING!

Keep on Dreaming People! Keep on Dreaming!!!

Check it out!


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Valentine GOOGLE

Posted by dutchman on February 15, 2007


Just an example how even the simplest things reflect a ton of creativity.
This Google logo was done for Valentine. Notice how the “G” was replaced by a chocolate covered strawberry! And they didn’t stop there, you can also see some chocolate spatter on the “O”.
Simply… NICE!!!

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IT’S BACK!!!!!!

Posted by dutchman on February 3, 2007

Many of you brought Cakes to he office, held parties and so on when they found out that the “Gulf Road Speed Trap” (as it was named by Dave) was utterly demolished by a black trailblazer.
Well I got bad news for all of you…

IT’S BACK!!!!!!!!

The speed trap was re-installed this week end, but NOT at the same place; a few meters before the Shaab Park so Beware!
(Sorry Photo not available at the moment)

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Getting a F****ing driver’s license in Q8!!!!

Posted by dutchman on January 30, 2007

From all the things that annoy a person in Kuwait, this tops the cake!
I mean how hard could it be to get a Freakin’ driving license in this God Forsaken country?
Unless your “wasta” is incredibly good, you’ll have to take the test severall times…
I’ve been in Kuwait for almost 21 months now!
This is really one of the things that make me go

p.s.: HELP!!!! I need my license!

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It’s About Time Lebanon!!!

Posted by dutchman on January 27, 2007


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Chuck Norris: The Man, the Myth, the Legend

Posted by dutchman on January 27, 2007


Chuck Norris doesn’t read, he just stares books down till they tell him what he wants to know.

God wanted to create the Earth in ten days but Chuck Norris only gave him six!

If Jack Bauer (the guy in 24) was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. LOL

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said “There is nothing to fear but fear itself … and Chuck Norris”

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.

Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes bloodbaths…

chuck norris doesn’t believe in the periodic table… he only believes in one element… the element of surprise

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There’s a reason nobody could find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq: Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get heart attacks; his heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris doesnt laugh, he Chuckles.

Chuck Norris cannot donate organs, they would simply be too powerful to be taken on by a mere mortal. After all, hist kidneys turn tap water into a potent mix of distilled vinegar and kerosene.

They tried to market Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it failed. It wouldn’t take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you’re thinking to yourself, “That’s impossible, I already lost my virginity.”, then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer…too bad the man has never cried.

Chuck Norris can divide by Zero

Every Friday, Chuck Norris stands menacingly on the shores of southern Texas and gazes stoicly into the ocean, whilst masturbating. This is why Hurricane Rita turned east.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris it reveals his credo:
“I End Lives.”

“Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice :p

Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck

Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

“…Jesus wears a wristband that says \”WWCND\”.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

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The Released Inmate

Posted by dutchman on January 14, 2007


That’s basically how I usually feel at work!
An inmate that was recently released and decided to take revenge from the people he hates the most!

Basically his mortal ennemies A.K.A. CLIENTS.

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The Diet Coke & Mentos Experiment

Posted by dutchman on January 10, 2007

“Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A pair of Maine theater geeks decide to film an experiment in which a certain mint is dropped into a bottle of a certain no-calorie soft drink, unleashing a foamy geyser.
Flavoring this bit of schoolyard-chemistry lore with Vegas showmanship, they produce a cola version of the Bellagio fountain and put the clip on the web where it goes viral.
Really viral. So viral, in fact, that millions watch it, hundreds of media outlets cover it and the mint in question enjoys a 15% spike in sales.”eepy010807.jpg
(Source: Ad Age)

Now this was an ad that was thought, executed, and filmed by a juggler named Fritz Grobe and lawyer Stephen Voltz, and distributed on a website called Revver.


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My Drink!!!

Posted by dutchman on January 2, 2007

Not wanting to upset all those who didn’t get to go to Leb this vacation, but this is the best drink ever and it just happens to be my favorite!



Ingredients: Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Sugar Concentrate, Lemon, and just a  bit of Coke to change the color

But I should WARN you that this drink wasn’t made for the weak

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Christmas Dinner (Part II)

Posted by dutchman on December 26, 2006

Ahhh Christmas Dinner!!!!!!!

The family was all gathered… The food was great, the wine excellent, the Chimney was out of this world…
OK Enough of that already…

As you know by now, I prepared a Christmas dinner that ended up by being a great success…


The food was excellent and we had a good time.
Although I didn’t have a Butterball :)  Sultan’s Turkey was very nice!
Kook!!! I expected you to join us… But who can blame you? You had a Butterball :)

Merry Christmas Everyone!

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Christmas Dinner

Posted by dutchman on December 21, 2006

Now this is my second Christmas in Kuwait.
This time of year all the family gathers for a Christmas Dinner, sitting around the Chimeny, having the best food ever with lots and lots of wine.

Last year was very disappointing since I spent it at Hard Rock Cafe.
In order not to be hit by a sever depression this year, I decided to invite some friends over for a Christmas dinner.
Below is the menu… Comments are appreciated.christmas-dinner.jpg

– Salmon Canapé
– Kibbeh 7arra (small fired kibbeh)
– Small Quiches (Still undecided about the filling)
– Mushroom Soup
– Salad Panache

Main Dish:
– Turkey (Arabic Style)

– Buche

Plus some roasted Chestnuts

All that will be missing is the Wine :( 

Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!

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Indian Rain Dance

Posted by dutchman on December 20, 2006

rain-dance.jpgAfter Kook’s Just Couples post, we need something different… (No offense Kook)

The Native Indians ad a ritual, which they performed to help them go through those hard summer days.
The rain dance helped get the skies to rain in order to water the land.

Now did anyone know why the rain dance always worked? and I mean ALWAYS…

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Posted by dutchman on December 16, 2006

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As a first timer here, I would like to start by sending you a warning…
In case you’re thinking of filling your time by going to the movies,
DON’T consider Eragon!!!!!!!

Only one word to discribe this movie: UKH!

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