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Archive for January, 2007


Posted by Rado on January 31, 2007


levi’s Eid ad from Indonesia… it’s really creative ad,


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Are u meant to be?

Posted by Kook on January 30, 2007


Valentine’s Day right around the corner, not sure whether u two are meant to be or meant to break up? Well worry no more coz u are just a click away from finding out! Just take this quiz ( i promise u it is a short quiz coz i hate long quizzes myself :))

Save urself before Valentine’s. Enjoy :)

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The fog

Posted by Rado on January 30, 2007

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Take in idea how Kuwait city look like today.

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Getting a F****ing driver’s license in Q8!!!!

Posted by dutchman on January 30, 2007

From all the things that annoy a person in Kuwait, this tops the cake!
I mean how hard could it be to get a Freakin’ driving license in this God Forsaken country?
Unless your “wasta” is incredibly good, you’ll have to take the test severall times…
I’ve been in Kuwait for almost 21 months now!
This is really one of the things that make me go

p.s.: HELP!!!! I need my license!

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aircraft crash!!!

Posted by Rado on January 30, 2007

Im not sure …., but i heard that a aircraft in the way from Kuwait to dubai in 29-01-07(9pm) crashed in the airport of rass al khymaa…

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Click here to access the full story

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Cool Sport II

Posted by Kook on January 30, 2007

The treadmill i get but this… its just too much :)

Click and see for urselves http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-bOIFhMzhc Enjoy :)

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indian dancer in kuwait

Posted by Rado on January 29, 2007


This video was shot in Kuwait not india :)

**my regards for all indians **

(read the ticker), Link working now

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Hayfa new song

Posted by Rado on January 29, 2007


i just recive the new song for hayfa ( by mail) and really i cant belive…..

it’s a song or wht?


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Posted by Kook on January 29, 2007


“Habbaytak Ana” is a new song by Rami Ayach who recently released his new album sponsored by Rotana. One of my current fav songs, i just wanted to share it with u since we are approaching the romantic, L’Amour, LOVE mood and honestly coz i can’t stop singing it :)

“Habbaytak Ana” is a beautiful, romantic and very deep song, lyrics by Nizar Francis, composed by Jean Maria Riachi and sung by Rami. Way-a-go guys, thumbs up on this one coz this is going to be a MASSIVE HIT, a BIG success, definitely a Valentine’s HIT :) Check out the video clip @ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNJHRBX4ilk It truly did touch my heart, a very interesting story line. My fav part was when Rami dances with the stranger lady and imagines her as his LOVER :) and also when he runs to the roof top and shouts out to the whole world “Habbaytak Ana”… “I LOVED YOU” waw very touching.

All i could say is… if you have a chance to love someone or you are currently in LOVE… don’t let GO!!… GO FOR IT!!! grab the chance and cherish it, coz u only LIVE once in ur LIFE :)
So Enjoy :)

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HOT!! But Unavailable

Posted by Kook on January 28, 2007


Ladies this is the time when we think to ourselves “WHY??? WHY can’t i meet a handsome, smart and charming guy like Tarek Saab?” “Where is my Prince Charming??” Well u could dream on… but this guy AIN’T AVAILABLE… yes ladies i’m sorry to say that he is MARRIED… and HAPPILY… her name is Kathryn :) and he is only 28 years old! too good to be true huh? well, i’m not making this up :)

This guy has it all, though u never know coz no one is perfect and he did get fired on “Apprentice 5”, one of my fav shows by Donald Trump (Gosh, i wouldn’t mind working for Mr. Trump!) Apprentice 6 is now airing on NBC for all the watchers out there, visit www.nbc.com/The_Apprentice_6/ for more info.

Back to our hottie Tarek Ibrahim Saab, he has become a successful young businessman and a popular face in the media. He is currrently the CEO of Lionheart Apparel and is writing a book that is due out in Sept. 2007 “Gut Check: Confronting Love, Work and Manhood in Your Twenties”. And the final BIG SUPRISE as u may have noticed from his name that Tarek is a proud Lebanese national, his father is Lebanese and his mother is American :)

Tarek Saab is just one of many famous Lebanese who have lifted our country’s name worldwide. It truly puts a smile on my face to see such people be proud of who they r and represent us in a reputable way. Especially after observing the unstability and rough time Lebanon is currently going through. Our country needs us now more than ever so keep up the good work guys :) and keep in mind that “raje3 raje3 yet3amar raje3 Lubnan”

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Cool Sport

Posted by Rado on January 28, 2007

have a look, and u will open ur mouth to the max and laugh…. LINK

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It’s About Time Lebanon!!!

Posted by dutchman on January 27, 2007


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Posted by Kook on January 27, 2007

While i was admiring the beautiful desert view from my office window, i saw a big brand new fancy car approaching the bldg. It was so NEWY, SHINY & FANCY that it blinded me! I was like “Who is the new dude with the new car? a new employee?” Well… the NEWY dude turned out to be my MANAGER! Yes… i was STUNNED myself. OK its either someone won the lottery here or someone got a raise. Well i’m pretty darn sure its the RAISE part! All i could say is how STINGY, i was promised a raise and still NOTHING, NULL, ZERO and than this… a NEWY CAR!!!

Well DUDE i want to be the BABE in a NEWY car too and if no… ur piece of **** is going into FLAMES!!! into ASHES… its going down!! I sure will be singing the song “Burn Baby Burn” by Disco Inferno and of course ENJOYING :)

P.S. This is Devil Kook… but not with a knife this time… but with something MASSIVE! Its time for a MASSIVE DESTRUCTION

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Chuck Norris: The Man, the Myth, the Legend

Posted by dutchman on January 27, 2007


Chuck Norris doesn’t read, he just stares books down till they tell him what he wants to know.

God wanted to create the Earth in ten days but Chuck Norris only gave him six!

If Jack Bauer (the guy in 24) was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris. LOL

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said “There is nothing to fear but fear itself … and Chuck Norris”

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up.

When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said “Say Please”.

Chuck Norris doesn’t take showers, he takes bloodbaths…

chuck norris doesn’t believe in the periodic table… he only believes in one element… the element of surprise

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

There’s a reason nobody could find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq: Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.

Chuck Norris doesn’t get heart attacks; his heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris doesnt laugh, he Chuckles.

Chuck Norris cannot donate organs, they would simply be too powerful to be taken on by a mere mortal. After all, hist kidneys turn tap water into a potent mix of distilled vinegar and kerosene.

They tried to market Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it failed. It wouldn’t take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you’re thinking to yourself, “That’s impossible, I already lost my virginity.”, then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying “booya”.

Biologically, Chuck Norris is his own step-father.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy’s.

Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.

Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer…too bad the man has never cried.

Chuck Norris can divide by Zero

Every Friday, Chuck Norris stands menacingly on the shores of southern Texas and gazes stoicly into the ocean, whilst masturbating. This is why Hurricane Rita turned east.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

Those aren’t credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

If you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris it reveals his credo:
“I End Lives.”

“Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice :p

Chuck Norris doesn’t give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck

Chuck Norris doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now”

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris

There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.”

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.

“…Jesus wears a wristband that says \”WWCND\”.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can’t get up the courage to tell him.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands

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Good its not below that!

Posted by Jen on January 27, 2007


The only man in the WORLD who has his heart in the stomach. LOL! :o)

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Posted by perfect eLement on January 26, 2007


Mine was like that!!!

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Posted by Rado on January 25, 2007

just hi for every one and i will start posting again soon:)

Thx for *perfect* :)

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Debbie Does Dallas AGAIN

Posted by alpha mum on January 24, 2007

i was in starbucks reading the international herald tribune while haveing the most delicious white chocolate mocha.. yummy. When i read A VERY INTRESTING  article :o) i wonder how clear is too clear:

“SAN FRANCISCO: The XXX industry has gotten too graphic, even for its own tastes. Pornography has long helped drive the adoption of new technology, from the printing press to the videocassette. Now pornographic movie studios are staying ahead of the curve by releasing high-definition DVDs.They have discovered that sometimes the technology is not so sexy. The high- definition format is accentuating imperfections in the actors — from a little extra cellulite on a leg to wrinkles around the eyes.”

just click for the full article

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Smart Car – Test Crash

Posted by perfect eLement on January 24, 2007


Very interesting “Smart Car Test” Thx Rado:)

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Posted by Dan on January 24, 2007


 just take a look for god sake

and tell me what the hell is that


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