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The formula of sex

Posted by Dan on December 18, 2006

Man and Woman Agrees to have Sex in the evening 

The Man believes it can start right away

Woman blocksèNo sex

Man act as he has forgotten all

Women relaxes

Man assumes that the time has come and makes sexual advances

Women blocksèNo sex

Man trips on the carpet showing her how vulnerable he is Women melt away

Mans Knee heals quickly and he suggests Sex

Man discovery rather quick, how much fun they can have together also without Sex

Woman blocksèNo sex

Man discovery rather quick, how much fun they can have together also without Sex

Woman suggest a joint dinner

Man pretends that he is hungry

The food which is ready after Hours and Hours is eaten 

Woman gets tiredèNo sex

Man discovery rather quick, how much fun they can have together also without Sex

Woman happily shares this though

Man suggest a trip to Venice

Woman gets exited and starts to read a catalogue

Woman gets tiredèNo sex

Man suggest a refreshing walk in order make Woman relaxed

Man tries to find a shortcut

Woman gets tiredèNo sex

Man suggests a bath for two, after the bathing, the Man suggests that a bottle of Wine is opened

Man makes sexual advance

Woman blocks èNo sex

Man gets angry

Man tries again

No sex for a looong timeèNo sex

Man nags around why woman does not want to have sex

No sex for a long time

Man drinks the bottle by him self

Man falls asleep èNo sex

After the bottle of wine, man does what he should had done all along

(He buys her a pair of shoes)

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7 Responses to “The formula of sex”

  1. Cyrus said

    shu ya sabaya? what do you think? do u agree with Dan?
    If this works, this means that I NEED TO BUY A PAIR OF SHOES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :))))) thx dan for the tip

  2. dutchman said

    Truer words were never spoken!
    Oh and Cyrus, apparently you need to buy more than just one pair… :P

  3. Dan said

    why u asked the sabaya ? u think they will tell u :)plus eno el sabaya wad3oun geir
    and here where we live the price to have sex would be u’r life (the father will smash u’r brain ) or life time prison (marriage ) ama fi oropa wal douwal al moutakadima it will cost u a smile…:)

  4. Dan said

    dutchman i think that a life & medical Insurance would be a good start ;)… now we can ask the sabaya shou ra2youn?

  5. rotgold said

    Well dont think in Europe the girls are so easy going ;-)

  6. rotgold said

    We are the old Europe … ;-)

  7. Holla said

    Is the broken english supposed to be for effect? heh

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